Young
Nigerian men are known to go great lengths in cheating on their lovers
and most times they back it up with certain statements. Below are some
of the most frequently used.
A social media user, tosyne2much, has taken the trouble to make a
hilarious list of the 9 most used phrases Nigerian men chose to use when
justifying their acts as womanizers.
Read below:
We are in the era where sex related topics are the latest trend and
most talked about on newspaper front page, internet, magazines,
television, radio, etc; as it garners traffic more than any other
topics.
However, gone are those days when young men didn't take women as a
priority because of the adverse effects or consequences arising from
chasing women as well as combing their kitty-cats. But in recent time,
people no longer care that they even misquote the Bible in such a way
that it best suit their lustful acts
Without wasting time, I shall discuss the statements guys normally use to justify womanizing/fornication as a rightful act
1. Body no be Firewood
This is the most common statement guys often use to justify their
lustful act as a rightful act. They will say that even if the spirit is
willing the flesh is not ready to succumb. As a result of this, they
chase both young ladies and another person's wife to get under her skirt
since they have active hormones and not a firewood
2. Lack of Sex Causes Stomach Pain
On different occasions, I have overheard many Nigerian guys saying
that when your sperm bag is full, failure to discharge it causes
severe/unbearable stomach pain. Though, I don't know if this has been
proven by medical practitioners. The notion that there's need for
constant discharge of accumulated sperm often makes guys womanize and
fornicate
3. It was the Devil's work
On the day of judgement, if God could permit the devil to punish
those using his name to commit atrocities and I trust that he will
register a slap on the faces of many Nigerian guys who do things in a
conscious state as they derive maximum pleasure in it, but will blame
their misfortunes or misplaced priorities on the devil
4. God Himself knows Abstinence isn't as Easy as the Bible Claims
Of course abstinence is easier said than practically abstain. Many
guys use this notion to justify promiscuity as a rightful act. They will
say that God programmed the joystick in such a way that it cannot
easily be controlled, therefore, they chase their kid sister's mate from
street to street while some bastards will even resort to rape
5. I have to Enjoy my Youthful days
There's a belief that a young man who didn't womanize or slept with
several ladies during his youthful days, will definitely end up having
extra marital affairs since he failed to enjoy his youthful days. As a
result of this, many guys live their youthful days chasing ladies in the
brothel and will claim that they will change when they are married
6. Ladies don't Like a Novice in Bed
Many young guys believe that if you are not a technician in bed
that will make your girlfriend/wife scream 100km away during love
making, then there's high probability that your women will always cheat
against all odds. The notion that ladies like men who can expertly
please them in bed often makes many guys to womanize and fornicate so as
to become veterans/professionals in bed so that they can please their
wives when married.
7. You have to Test Run a motor before Paying for it
I don't know when ladies became a motor car that needs to be test
run before purchase. Well, I won't deny the fact that the way our ladies
lie about being virgins but will be found doing otherwise, is quite
appalling and may even warrant a test run for authenticity as some
people claim, (though that should not be an excuse to justify what is
wrong). To avoid stories that touches the heart, guys are always bent on
test running a lady before walking down the aisle cheesy
8. I can't Labour for another Man to Eat
Statistics have it that the larger proportion of guys don't want to
celibate because of the fear that their girlfriends will go about
sleeping with another men. Since they don't want another man to reap
what they sow, they use this notion to justify fornicate
9. Nobody Holy pass
Of course we all are sinners in the sight of God and He's always
ready to forgive us from our sins the moment we ask for forgiveness.
Since nobody Holy pass, many guys hide under this notion to womanize.
