Sunday, February 21, 2016

Naira in Tatters! President Buhari Must Act Now or Completely Lose Control

Love, business, family, religion, art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man is starving." O. Henry, 1862-1910.


 
 
The Federal Government of Nigeria is doing a wonderful job fighting corruption. The last time this monster was tackled, head-on in this country, was in 1984, by the same Head of State Buhari. 
 
Then as now, the price of crude oil created the havoc. Then, as now, there were discordant views about whether or not the government should devalue the currency or not. Those on the left wing of Nigerian politics, the Nigerian Labour Congress and socialists who arrogated to themselves the love of the masses, were against devaluation of the currency. 
 
The usual argument is that it will lead to inflation which will negatively impact the masses. The only price increase the NLC favours is wage increase because in their own books of economics wage increases don’t increase the cost of production of goods and services. That one sided and somehow inaccurate reading of economics has always been at play in this country – led by many who either never studied the subject or failed it.
 
However, the Federal Government might be making a drastic mistake if the leaders think that fighting corruption is substitute for putting food on the table. The two are not mutually exclusive and prolonged starvation might even undermine the fight against corruption. Hungry people everywhere don’t care who is jailed. Unless, this perceived monomania is corrected, neither the battle against corruption nor mass starvation will succeed in the long run. 
 
President Buhari must turn his attention to the economy. NOW! The truth is “No government deficit [or any other measure known to man] can create inflation unless the quantity of money [in circulation] goes up.” (G. Haberter, in INFLATION, ITS CAUSES AND CURES, VBQ, p 103). Everybody knows that the classical definition of inflation means too much money chasing too few goods – irrespective of whether those goods are imported or produced locally. 
 
Nigeria remains an import-dependent nation; and we all contributed to making it that way and we have not even started to control our appetite for imports. As long as imported goods constitute a significant percentage of our consumption, we must be prepared to find the dollars to import those products. 
 
On Wednesday, February 17, 2016, the PUNCH tucked into page 28 a story which should have been headline news instead of the usual “EFCC said” stuff. The report by Femi Asu read as follows. “Nigeria’s March crude programme is struggling to find outlets, with some 25 million barrels still unsold even as the  April programme is expected to start arriving this week.” 
 
For those who might not fully grasp the meaning of that report, it needs to be explained fully because it illustrates the catastrophe confronting us as a nation. Twenty five million barrels unsold, given a budget calling for export of 2.2 million barrels a day means that the country might not dispose of eleven days production. 
 
So on volume alone the deficit is 35 per cent. Simultaneously, the budget was benchmarked on $38 per barrel. Instead the March deliveries are going for $32 per barrel or 16 per cent less. Altogether, Nigeria will suffer revenue deficit on account of crude oil of close 22 per cent, after all deductions have been made. That would have been bad news enough. But, January and February sales were also below budget levels. 
 
So, by the end of the first quarter, the nation would have suffered a deficit of close to 25 per cent for the period under review. Meanwhile, the non-oil revenue sources have not started to deliver the surplus that would cushion the impact of the fall in crud oil income. Adding to the nation’s economic woes is the rapidly dwindling external reserves which had been reduced by close to 23% in the last one year and are unlikely to rise in 2016. 
 
Every economic index known to man calls for an urgent decision to be made by the Federal Government before all control is lost. A conference held last week had the Governor of Edo State stating his opposition to devaluation. He was ably supported by the Labour representatives present. 
 
However, they failed to tell Nigerians what government is supposed to do when imports exceed the foreign exchange earnings of the country and what is to be done when the external reserves run out or get so low as not to be able to support our level of imports or external payments. Often forgotten is the fact that some states of Nigeria, the Federal Government, banks and private companies have incurred loans denominated in dollars and which they must find dollars to repay. 
 
The dollars are not forthcoming in the quantum required to meet our obligations. President Buhari had been focusing on the battle against corruption and on external affairs. There is no discernible individual in government who is responsible for the economy. The Vice President who had made some comments on economic policy had ended up confusing the nation. 
 
He was the one who first announced that N8 trillion would be spent in 2016; that the 2016 Budget now languishing in the National Assembly, will be based on Zero Sum method and that the nation targets $25 billion loan to help fund the budget. The first two had turned out to be mere play on words the third will depend on whether or not foreigners and even Nigerian investors have confidence in our ability to manage our economy. 
 
The acid test of whether a nation can manage its economy is the health of its currency. Right now, even the best propagandist the Federal Government can appoint cannot convince Nigerians and the global community that all is well. A free-falling currency is a sign of deep trouble and nothing keeps investors away better than that. 
 
Even now, the free-fall of the naira is partly caused by capital flight. Those who had adopted a wait and see attitude, wanting to see how this government will manage the economy, are no longer waiting because they have seen enough. Dr Arthur Burns, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank in the USA, equivalent to our Governor of the Central Bank, once said that if a nation allowed an untenable economic situation to persist for too long, suddenly, there are no good options left. 
 
Nigeria is slowly but surely approaching a situation where there are no good options left. Even now, the options have been reduced to few. But, another delay will spell doom. The Federal Government must act now – or hand Nigerians to unpredictable fate.

2Face's Wife, Annie, Blasts Mystery Woman on Instagram for 'Bugging Her Family'

Annie Idibia, Wife of Legendary Nigerian singer, 2Face Idibia, has turned heads with her recent outburst on social media where she blasted a woman for being a nuisance
 
2Face and Annie Idibia
 
Wife of Nigerian legendary R&B singer, Annie Idibia made tongues wag earlier today, Sunday, February 21st, when she took to her Instagram to troll a mystery woman for what she described as 'bugging her family'.
 
She posted a photo of the woman in question followed by some words of advice to her. Annie however deleted her post but not before it was screen grabbed,
 
She what she posted below:
 

I Won't Devalue Naira - President Buhari Yet Again Rejects Devaluation of the Nation's Currency

President Muhammadu Buhari has reiterated that his position not to approve further devaluation of the Naira, saying that Nigeria, which is not an exporting nation, would be worst hit if the Naira was devalued.
President Buhari with President of Sudan, H.E. Omar Al-Bashir and Prime Minister of Ethiopia, H.E. Hailemariam Desalegn at the Opening Panel- Presidential Roundtable of Business for Africa, Egypt and the World in Sharm El-Sheikh Egypt on 20th Feb 2016 
 
While contributing to a Presidential Panel Roundtable on Investment and Growth Opportunities at the opening session of the Africa 2016: Business for Africa, Egypt and the World at Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt, President Muhammadu Buhari has again ruled out the possibility of his government devaluing the naira.
 
The president said on Saturday that the priority of his administration was to ensure national food security before export of food products, adding that Nigeria being a mono-economy dependent on oil, and with a teeming unemployed youth population, the way out of the current slump in the global oil market, is for the administration to focus on agriculture and solid minerals development.
 
"The land is there and we need machinery inputs, fertilizer and insecticides," he said.
 
Reiterating his opposition to the devaluation of the naira, President Buhari said Nigeria cannot compete with developed countries which produce to compete among themselves, and can afford to devalue their local currencies.
 
"Developed countries are competing among themselves and when they devalue they compete better and manufacture and export more. But we are not competing and exporting but importing everything including toothpicks. So, why should we devalue our currency?" the president asked.
 
"We want to be more productive and self-sufficient in food and other basic things such as clothing. For our government, we like to encourage local production and efficiency."
 
He added that those who have developed taste for foreign luxury goods should continue to pay for them rather pressure government to devalue the naira.
 
President Buhari, who expressed optimism that Nigeria would get out of its current economic downturn, noted that another major problem militating against economic revival is the huge resources deployed towards fighting insurgency and international terrorism.
 
He, however, commended the support being received from the international community in the administration’s fight against terrorism as well as cooperation in tracing looted funds stashed away in foreign countries.
 
Responding to a question on his performance since he assumed office, the president said that his administration had been quite focused on three fundamental issues of securing the country, reviving the economy and stamping out corruption.

“The message on corruption has been driven home vividly and Nigerians are very acceptable to the message,” he said, adding that those accused of stealing public funds are cooperating by voluntarily providing useful information while investigations and prosecutions are ongoing.
 
Before departing Egypt, President Buhari and his Egyptian host, had a bilateral discussion on security, military cooperation, agriculture and solid minerals development.

Nigerian Professor Set to Receive America's Highest Honor for Scientists

A Nigerian genius professor has broken very much into the world of science and is now set to receive the U.S government's highest award for scientists.
 
Professor Deji Akinwande
 
Highly acclaimed professor, Deji Akinwande has been selected to receive a '2016 Presidential Early Career Award for Scientists and Engineers (PECASE)' by President Barrack Obama, the United States government’s highest honor for scientists and engineers in the early stages of research.
 
Prof. Akinwande is an associate professor in electrical and computer engineering and the Jack Kilby/Texas Instruments Endowed Faculty Fellow in Computer Engineering in the Cockrell School of Engineering at The University of Texas at Austin.
 
He is among 106 recipients announced by the White House on Thursday. The winners, who will be honored at a ceremony in Washington, D.C., this spring, were selected for having research that is both innovative and beneficial to society. Prof. Akinwande is one of two PECASE recipients from The University of Texas at Austin. The other recipient is Prof. Keji Lai from the Department of Physics.
 
Now in its 20th year, the Presidential Early Career Awards are coordinated through the President’s Office of Science and Technology Policy, which selects winners “for their pursuit of innovative research at the frontiers of science and technology and their commitment to community service as demonstrated through scientific leadership, public education, or community outreach.”
 
Prof. Akinwande is known for his groundbreaking research on nano-materials, sensors, devices and flexible technology. He is considered one of the top researchers in the world in the areas of graphene, silicon electronics and 2-D nano-materials for use in flexible electronics. In 2015, Akinwande created the first transistor out of silicene, the world’s thinnest silicon material, and he is continuing to advance the capabilities of computer chips and other electronics.
 
Prof. Akinwande has been the recipient of several prestigious awards, including the Inaugural IEEE NANO “Geim and Novoselov Graphene Prize,” an IEEE Early Career Award in Nanotechnology, a National Science Foundation Career Award, an Army Research Office Young Investigator award, and a Young Investigator award from the Defense Threat Reduction Agency.
 
Previously, Texas ECE professor Mattan Erez received the PECASE award in 2014 and Prof. Seth Bank received the PECASE award in 2009.

Wizkid Mocks Linda Ikeji After Reading an Article Saying She's "Suffering from Mental Poverty"

Popular Nigerian singer, Wizkid, has come for top blogger, Linda Ikeji on social media after reading an article that said she was mentally poor.
L-R: Wizkid and Linda Ikeji
 
A Lagos based Lawyer, Abiodun Olamide Akinola, wrote an article about Linda Ikeji and talked about her suffering from mental poverty.
 
Wizkid, after reading the article, went on social media to mock the blogger. First he tweeted "nice read" quoting the link to the article. He later went on Snap-chat to mock her openly.
 
 
Below is what was written about Linda in the article:
 
"When Linda Ikeji bought a huge house in the luxury Banana Island, most people were happy for her and wished for such to happen to them too. In fact, I sent her an email congratulating her and hoping I can write for her blog someday.
 
Yesterday, Linda Ikeji showed off two Hermes Birkin bags on her Instagram page as new acquisitions. Before anyone could say jack, internet trolls had sent the bag to Hermes for Authentication. Hermes came back and confirmed the bags are fake.

I do not believe she knew the bags were fake, so I’ll give her a pass for that. What shocked me was the way she went all out to defend herself, like her life depended on it .

– “I can afford to buy a N500m house but can’t afford a $14k bag? B**ch pls!” .

– “This lovely bag cost me more than these haters cars cost and they want to come and disgrace me online? Lol. Lailai”

– “The side of the bag. Oh and I’m snapping from my banana island mansion(insert LMAO emoji) love this life

 – "Can someone cc Hermes with the new images? These people can’t come and disgrace me here. Lol” 

– “Too rich to buy fake.” All of the above quotes are some of the words she used to defend her purchase of a fake bag

From someone who people admired and prayed about, she has come from 100-0 in my eyes. I see the desperation to fit in, the pride that comes from wealth but is skin deep, the class that’s lacking and a huge ego that is blinding.

A major symptom of poverty mentality is money and material fixation. Sometimes, no matter how far away from poverty one runs, some people still need an open brain surgery to expunge the poverty mentality.

If you have decided that your car, purse, wardrobe or jewelry are the most valuable things you own, then the quality of your life is based solely on these things. If someone takes them away from you, what would the state of your mind be?"

Hilarious! 9 Statements Nigerian Guys Often Use to Justify 'Womanizing' as a Rightful Act

Young Nigerian men are known to go great lengths in cheating on their lovers and most times they back it up with certain statements. Below are some of the most frequently used.
 
 
A social media user, tosyne2much, has taken the trouble to make a hilarious list of the 9 most used phrases Nigerian men chose to use when justifying their acts as womanizers.
 
Read below:
 
We are in the era where sex related topics are the latest trend and most talked about on newspaper front page, internet, magazines, television, radio, etc; as it garners traffic more than any other topics. 
 
However, gone are those days when young men didn't take women as a priority because of the adverse effects or consequences arising from chasing women as well as combing their kitty-cats. But in recent time, people no longer care that they even misquote the Bible in such a way that it best suit their lustful acts
 
Without wasting time, I shall discuss the statements guys normally use to justify womanizing/fornication as a rightful act
 
1. Body no be Firewood 
 
This is the most common statement guys often use to justify their lustful act as a rightful act. They will say that even if the spirit is willing the flesh is not ready to succumb. As a result of this, they chase both young ladies and another person's wife to get under her skirt since they have active hormones and not a firewood 
 
2. Lack of Sex Causes Stomach Pain 
 
On different occasions, I have overheard many Nigerian guys saying that when your sperm bag is full, failure to discharge it causes severe/unbearable stomach pain. Though, I don't know if this has been proven by medical practitioners. The notion that there's need for constant discharge of accumulated sperm often makes guys womanize and fornicate
 
3. It was the Devil's work 
 
On the day of judgement, if God could permit the devil to punish those using his name to commit atrocities and I trust that he will register a slap on the faces of many Nigerian guys who do things in a conscious state as they derive maximum pleasure in it, but will blame their misfortunes or misplaced priorities on the devil
 
4. God Himself knows Abstinence isn't as Easy as the Bible Claims 
 
Of course abstinence is easier said than practically abstain. Many guys use this notion to justify promiscuity as a rightful act. They will say that God programmed the joystick in such a way that it cannot easily be controlled, therefore, they chase their kid sister's mate from street to street while some bastards will even resort to rape
 
5. I have to Enjoy my Youthful days 
 
There's a belief that a young man who didn't womanize or slept with several ladies during his youthful days, will definitely end up having extra marital affairs since he failed to enjoy his youthful days. As a result of this, many guys live their youthful days chasing ladies in the brothel and will claim that they will change when they are married
 
6. Ladies don't Like a Novice in Bed 
 
Many young guys believe that if you are not a technician in bed that will make your girlfriend/wife scream 100km away during love making, then there's high probability that your women will always cheat against all odds. The notion that ladies like men who can expertly please them in bed often makes many guys to womanize and fornicate so as to become veterans/professionals in bed so that they can please their wives when married.
 
7. You have to Test Run a motor before Paying for it 
 
I don't know when ladies became a motor car that needs to be test run before purchase. Well, I won't deny the fact that the way our ladies lie about being virgins but will be found doing otherwise, is quite appalling and may even warrant a test run for authenticity as some people claim, (though that should not be an excuse to justify what is wrong). To avoid stories that touches the heart, guys are always bent on test running a lady before walking down the aisle cheesy 
 
8. I can't Labour for another Man to Eat 
 
Statistics have it that the larger proportion of guys don't want to celibate because of the fear that their girlfriends will go about sleeping with another men. Since they don't want another man to reap what they sow, they use this notion to justify fornicate
 
9. Nobody Holy pass 
 
Of course we all are sinners in the sight of God and He's always ready to forgive us from our sins the moment we ask for forgiveness. Since nobody Holy pass, many guys hide under this notion to womanize.

Buhari Must Stop Deceiving Himself and Short-Changing Nigerians - Fayose Blows Hot Over Fallen Naira

The Governor of Ekiti State has slammed the economic policies of President Muhammadu Buhari saying the naira has already been devalued.
 
Ayo Fayose/Muhammadu Buhari
The highly outspoken Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has called for the devaluation of the nation’s currency, the Naira, saying; “With the gap between the official rate of N199 and open market rate of over N400 to one dollar, Naira has already been devalued. Therefore, President Mohammadu Buhari must stop deceiving himself and short-changing Nigerians, especially States and Local Councils in the country with his Forex Policy.”
Fayose, who said there was no time in the history of Nigeria that the gap between dollar official rate and open market rate was more than N200, pointed out that it made no economic sense for the Federal Government to be calculating the country’s revenue on the basis of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) official rate of N199 to a dollar while States and Local Councils that are sharing the revenue with the Federal Government run their businesses at the open market rate of over N400 to one dollar, thereby causing business to be folding up by the day and prices of goods skyrocketing everyday.
Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media to the governor, Lere Olayinka, in a statement issued in Ado-Ekiti on Sunday, quoted the governor as saying that apart from breeding corruption through round tripping or foreign exchange arbitrage, Nigerians are also being duped and middle class Nigerians, the main people that grows the country’s economy are being decimated.
The governor said President Buhari was applying his 1984 failed economic policy in which prices of goods were fixed not minding the cost of supply, such that essential commodities like milk and sugar became scarce and Nigerians were made to line up in the sun to buy rationed commodities.
He urged the President to pay more attention to the ailing economy of the country instead of junketing around the world, wasting $1 million per foreign trip, saying; “President Buhari has traveled to 24 countries in eight months, and will be spending 16 out of the 29 days in February outside the country, with over $500,000 being spent on estacode while the Presidential Air Fleet, which includes fueling of the planes and allowances for crew members is said to be in the range of $500,000.

“The President’s entourage obviously collect their travel allowances in dollars on official rate of N199 and come back to Nigeria to change it at the open market rate of N400. That must be the reason they encourage the President to be junketing abroad when life is becoming unbearable for Nigerians.”
The governor said; “The situation is such that Nigeria gets say $2 billion revenue in a month, calculates the $2 billion revenue on the basis of the official CBN rate of N199 and share the revenue among the three tiers of government.

“In elementary economics, the implication is that when revenue is calculated based on N199 to one dollar and the federal government will be declaring say revenue of N400 billion to be shared by the three tiers of government, the value of revenue that should have been shared will be over N800 billion at the open market rate of N400 to one dollar.

“Meanwhile, the three tiers of government pay salaries to workers on the basis of N199 per dollar while the workers pay for goods and services which prices are determined by the open market rate of N400 to one dollar.

“Also, Nigeria is now faced with a situation whereby funds are obtained from the official Forex market (at lower rates) and diverted to other markets and sold at a higher rate by Forex dealing banks and users, who make billions of naira profit just for doing almost
nothing.

“Therefore, the reality that we must all accept is that we must allow the forces of demand and supply to determine the value of our currency, not administrative fiat. Most importantly, the government does not have the reserves to keep the naira-dollar rate at its official level.

“The Naira must therefore be devalued. Anything other than this will mean that we are deceiving ourselves with forced foreign exchange rates and it is my position that this regime of deceit must stop.”